So, You Wanna Build A Methlab?

By Benjamin R Dover

Enterprise has bolstered earthlings to new heights of existence, and progress. With-in this book there is not much that will help you with either of those. In fact, this book is about as useless as tits on a boar sow. If it wasn't an e-book, I would suggest using it as kindling. I guess you could say it's a good read while relaxing on the throne, or if you're in the mood for mindless jabber. Wow, this description is almost as long as the book itself. Gotta go! I've got better things to do. Did I mention it was FREE?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Benjamin R Dover
• Release date: May 30, 2016
• ISBN: 9781310184819

Benjamin R Dover

Raised by Micro Bacteria in a Petri dish, and one day suddenly becoming sentient, because of a weird anomaly. Author and Belly button lint enthusiast Benjamin Dover began writing as soon as his fingers were able to grasp a utensil. Preferring mud, and other colorful things at first, eventually this organism moved on to what most consider complex mediums(Etch-A-sketch) Benjamin Spends most of his time in the foothills of the mountains dreaming of one day being able to afford a goat. Much of his time is expended yelling at computers softly, and talking about himself in third person to strangers on the internet. These strangers with their prying eyes can help this magical person(who is not typing at the moment) afford a goat, and build a cob mud hut by donating to the "Magical bacteria that likes to type foundation." You can do this by sending money to [e-mail] via Paypal. Also, "The Foundations fors peoples whos types too many S'ss" can be helped at the same location. Look out for my future short stories... Like Tea in infinity- 5 mythical creatures have tea in infinity, and talk about the phenomenon of television, modern humans, and lip singing. The Mask that death wore- Two thieves have a magic potion that allows them to escape the grips of the plague. The author, actor, musician hopes to one day quit his day job and live in the foothills in a modest eco-friendly village, please donate today for more satire, tomfoolery, and maybe even a heart warming story, or two.

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Thanks to,

 all my friends and family who have supported me through many

Sleepless nights.

You

Have

the

Key

To

my

heart.

    Since the dawn of the ages. Industry has pushed humankind to reach for the game changing act of creating one's own enterprise. You fellow traveler have surely considered this in your own recent life, and age. It's liberating taking the steps to forge the key to your own freedom. Living in a time and place where money can equal free time and fuel your own creative passions, this need can be rather urgent from day to day. Much like taking a whiz after drinking a 32 ounce big gulp.

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