Meth Uncensored II

By Wayne Huffman

METH UNCENSORED 2
WARNING:
Graphic material!
Adult Readers ONLY!
Meth: Uncensored 2, is a collection of stories straight out of Methland.
Funny, disturbing, and completely true, you will enjoy this look into the world of meth, and the people who inhabit that world.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Wayne Huffman
• Release date: Jan 24, 2017
• ISBN: 9781370842049

Wayne Huffman

Wayne Huffman has lived every level of meth addiction, from casual user to one of four ‘alleged’ leaders of a methamphetamine manufacturing and distribution organization that included over 250 known members and spanned several states.Wayne began his career as a meth cook in east Tennessee where he has made his home for the last 23 years.

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METH

Uncensored II

By Wayne Huffman

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CHAPTER ONE

For a meth head, nothing can stop a good time faster than a bout of good old fashioned paranoia. One moment you are having a laugh with friends, then the next you find yourself underneath the bed, hiding from them.

I have yet to figure out just who them and they are, but it seems that meth users are always being watched, chased, set-up, etc. by them.

Now, it is true that there are times when our suspicions turn out to be right on the money.

But usually those rare instances end with someone going to jail. For the most part, however, that feeling of being watched is just our own minds playing tricks on us. Or it can be someone else playing a trick on you, which I personally think is a fucked up thing to do. Not saying I have not done it to people before just for shits and giggles, but it’s still not right. Funny, but not right.

What sets off a bout of paranoia? Good question and I am sure there is a medically accepted answer to it out there, somewhere. Look hard enough and you might find it, if you really want to get into it that deeply, but if you are one of my readers, then I know that the medical answer is not the one you are looking for. The answer you want is the one that I have pieced together in my own drug addled mind over the years, and you want a few bits of proof to back up my findings.

Well, who am I to not give a reader what he or she wants?

It is my professional opinion that there are a number of things that can set a person off. Have a big cook going in the garage and see a cop car make a couple of passes by and suddenly they are about to be coming in on you. Of course, if a cop is cruising by your lab, especially if you live way out in the sticks, there IS a good chance that he DOES actually know something is up so, your suspicions might be correct in that event.

Certain colored cars have been known to freak people out. Especially if they are riding around with a lot of dope, pills (pseudoephedrine), or a meth lab in the car. Yours truly has been known to use his tactical driving skills (which only exist when I am really high or hallucinating) to avoid or out maneuver white-colored cars that always seem to be following me when I have been awake for a little too long. By the way, being awake too long is definitely what is going to cause you to hallucinate and to become paranoid, but for the purposes of this chapter, we are concentrating on the things that set off the particular hallucinations and paranoid episodes.

For me, and a lot of people, one of the things that can set us spinning off into delirium faster than anything is someone closest to us saying or doing something stupid. My wife (the 3rd one) was a master at getting me to run full speed off the edge of reality, and it normally only took a simple comment or action to do it. The fact that I did not really trust her had a lot to do with this fact. Yes, I know what you are thinking: If I did not trust the bitch, why was I even fucking with her? For that, I have no answer. Good pussy, I suppose. You can ask just about anyone and everyone who knows her and they can back that claim up.

What’s that you say? Looking at that statement makes it seem like the bitch gets around? A lot! Yes, it does, doesn’t it?

Wives have probably driven more men to madness than anything else in this world. Is that a proven fact? The hell if I know, but if you have been married at least once you will probably agree with me on this. If you are on drugs, especially a hallucinogenic like methamphetamine, your wife can make you do and think some crazy things.

My buddy Flip has told me several stories where he has went from normal to psycho stupid in a matter of seconds. Simply because of something his wife, I will call her Fun Bags, has said or done.

One of my favorite stories started when Flip and Fun Bags lived in New Mexico. Flip loved his meth, but Fun Bags thought he had a habit of overdoing it from time to time. In truth, he probably did because he was a lot like me when it came to getting high. My philosophy was, why pretend to get high when you CAN get high.

This meant, do not waste your time, or dope, smoking it, snorting it, or whatever. If you want to get high, really high, then grab a U-100 and a spoon. Throw in a half gram of dope, just enough water (or Mountain Dew or Gatorade or Red Bull or whatever) to make it liquid, then cram the damn thing in your arm and hold on.

So, Flip has just done a bigger than normal shot of high grade meth (because anything less than high grade would definitely be uncivilized) when Fun Bags makes a statement that sounds suspicious to Flip. What this statement was, he cannot remember. What he does remember is suddenly thinking the cops are listening to everything they are saying in the house. How are they listening in? Well, obviously there are listening devices somewhere. Duh.

I do not know why, and Flip has never been able to explain to me why, but he suddenly got the idea that the listening devices the cops were using had somehow gotten into his clothing. Convincing himself of this, he runs into the kitchen and begins to strip naked. This is nothing new to Fun Bags so she just sits back and enjoys the show.

Once Flip has everything off, except for his socks for some reason, he throws the clothes into the microwave oven and turns it on. As you can guess, the buttons and other metal parts and pieces on his jeans begin to spark, thus proving to Flip that his clothing was indeed bugged by them.

In a panic to get out of the house before they can get him, Flip runs to the bedroom to grab a few things. Basically packing an improvised bug-out bag. In the bag goes and ounce of meth, a 10-pack of U-100’s, a roll of duct tape, cigarettes, bottled water, and on his way out the back door he grabs his hard hat from work and a pair of binoculars. Apparently everything a junkie on the run needs to survive out in the wild while on the run.

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