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Vinegar and Spice (An Outrageous Look at Human Foibles)
Vinegar and Spice (An Outrageous Look at Human Foibles)
Vinegar and Spice (An Outrageous Look at Human Foibles)
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Vinegar and Spice (An Outrageous Look at Human Foibles)

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A vinegary joke or anecdote reminds you that, like everyone else, you often fluff your lines and execute the wrong moves on the stage of life. Though it isn't comfortable when the cap fits you, there’s no occasion to get riled. Take a general joke for what it is – a means to generate humour, not an intended slur. There’s really no reason to feel uncomfortable. We’re all imperfect, each and every single one of us.

A spicy joke, on the other hand, is pure naughtiness. It digs up and exposes all that which you conceal under a front of conventionality. It shows you what you’d like to be but which you’re probably reluctant to admit even to yourself. It may even make you ask yourself whether you’re going to keep up the pretense – or live your life the way you truly want to. Whatever your choice, never forget how to laugh. Learn to see the hidden ludicrousness beneath all the seriousness. Look at yourself and at life and at the world around you – and guffaw. It sure as hell beats turning the faucet on.

LanguageEnglish
PublisherKaysoon Khoo
Release dateJun 7, 2014
ISBN9781310420931
Vinegar and Spice (An Outrageous Look at Human Foibles)
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Kaysoon Khoo

All the world's a comedy stage and each must play a clown. We're none of us totally sane. Actually, there's NO such thing as total sanity. You can't even define it. So laugh while you can. It doesn't cost a bleeding cent and you get your emotional rocks off. Who knows what tomorrow may bring? Circumstance doesn't always turn out the way you want it to and chance is a bitch, more often than not. Having said this much, I don't have to explain why I write the way I do. I'd like to think that what I churn out is stuff you'll either love or loath. No halfway house, please. My life has always vacillated between extremes. And if we ever meet, give me a warm handshake -- or give me sufficient warning that you're going for my throat. I'll be publishing more madness on Smashwords as often as I can. And I'll be churning out and uploading more and more until that glorious day when they come to take me away.

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