Player's Guide to Getting All the Ass You Want

By Carl Paley

Being a player isn’t always easy; especially if you haven’t had a Mentor to guide you through the game. Let me Mentor you.

Now, I’m about seven decades old with lots of experience in playing the game and scoring goal after goal after goal all these years. Even in my 60’s I was tapping women up to five times nightly and more during the day.

The Player’s Guide to Getting All The Ass You Want is a complete guide to getting laid through club and bar scence. It’ll teach you how to treat her when you meet her, and how to take her home, seduce her, score your first of many goals, and win in the game.

Scoring a goal improves your game. Remember, we live in a culture where communication is king, Kissing is the beginning of foreplay, and racking up goals is proof of your manhood. And, if she chooses to see you again after the first night together, you get to rack up more points until you win the game.

250 pages. Illustrated with important facts, do’s and don’ts and how to keep score in this game that will lead you into her tunnel of love, in her pleasure palace, in the land of the free and the home of the brave new highly sexual beings we’ve become.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dr. Jay Polmar
• Release date: Oct 17, 2015
• ISBN: 9781311921376

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Table of Contents

Introduction

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Introduction

I will not bore you with a long, drawn-out introduction. You want to meet women and get laid right? Well, you had already made one right choice when you bought this book.

At first glance, women just look simple and unsophisticated right? Well, I am here to tell you that they are uniquely complex beings, and if you break some cardinal rules, you may find yourself at home watching a porno film with a tube of lube all by yourself. Now, that does not sound like too much fun does it?

If you know how to talk to a woman and get her attention, you can- with the right approach and understanding of the GAME - get her into her bed. Whether you are looking for a one night-stand, a long-term relationship, a fuck buddy, (casual sex partner) or multiple sexual partners- you can benefit from this book.

Are you ready to have that woman moaning for more? Are you ready to get more than one woman begging for more of you? How about two women at the same time ripping the clothes from your body?

I would recommend that you take this book step-by-step. If you skip over something, it could be important, and when you get a slap rather than a head job, you will wish that you’d listened to my advice. So, read this book through once and then just put it down. Give it some time and then pick it up again- only this time highlight the parts you want to remember. After a second or even third reading, it will be time to go out and get laid.

Think of this book as a reference guide. Hell, have it on the bedside table and, when she is in the bathroom getting ready to fuck your brains out, flip through it for a quick refresher course.

Make sure you read the secrets contained within these pages, and that valuable bonus book that comes with it. You should keep it all to yourself. Most importantly, don’t share it with your buds. Make it your deepest, darkest secret. Let all of your friends drool as they see some hot blond rubbing up her pussy up against you at the bar, and whispering in your ear that she can’t wait to suck on your cock, and fuck you until you haven’t a drop left in you. Yes, this has happened to me, over and over. If you follow this guide, you’ll find women will have you running on empty while they are screaming their fucking brains out.

When your friends see you pick up women and get laid every night—don’t be tempted to give up the secrets that I am giving to you. You do not want competition for the 10’s.

You do not want to share them, do you? Who needs competition for great-looking lovers? Keep the hot women for yourself and let your buddies fight over those women that you just wouldn’t fuck. You go for the 10’s first, leaving the 6’s and 7’s for them. They’re not even in your league.

Think about the world as a flying rock full of animals. There are simple one-celled animals, scaly sea animals, and furry wilderness animals - plus there are the party animals. What do all of these animals have in common? They all have the innate drive to reproduce and multiply. Before we go on— let me say this:

Whatever you do during your lusty adventures with women, DO NOT get them pregnant. Do whatever it takes to avoid that! Nothing destroys a great life of awesome fucking more than an unwanted pregnancy. It will cost you (and her) dearly for the rest of your lives. For one moment of bliss, you will pay a lifetime. Put a rubber (condom) on your cock (penis). Come on, I have heard all of the excuses. Be responsible. Besides, how many women are you going to get into bed with something dripping from your dick or with red rashes and blisters all over your cock?

BIOLOGY

Ok, back to the biology lesson. The drive to reproduce is one of the strongest drives an animal has. It can overcome sleep, eating and all other natural drives. It can even drive an animal mad. Why do we have such a drive?

Well, without it, we would not survive very long. We would live, die- and that would be about it. Via the drive to survive (have sex), our bodies have ensured that our species will live on and survive. For some, the gene pool should end right now -but who am I to judge? I am certainly not talking about you there because you’ve decided to be a little bit better than the rest.

However, back to those driving hormones and urges. The drive not only makes your dick hard when you see a woman with a hot ass walk by, it also makes a woman’s pussy get wet when you kiss her neck or rub her tits. A woman wants a man as much as man wants to fuck a woman.

So what’s the problem? Why is it so complicated? What is with all of these rules that women impose on men? If they want it, why don’t they just jump straight into bed or just go down on us like a slut without us ever even asking them?

To understand this mystery, you must accept that a woman is different to a man. It is not only the ass, tits and cunt- they think differently than a man. They have different types of hormones coursing through their bodies; so, they are chemically reacting, like emotional thoughts on drugs, and they are coming from a different perspective.

Men are wired to spread their seed everywhere. That is one reason, when guys cum (ejaculate), they are spraying millions of sperm, but a woman has just one microscopic and very valuable egg that can be fertilized at a time. Once a man ejaculates, he can move on to the next woman, and the next. And, so we do! We are like bees, pollinating hundreds and thousands of flowers, except we are pollinating pussy.

A woman only has one egg a month, and therefore, usually one child at a time. A man can have hundreds to thousands of offspring in his lifetime (in theory) - with enough willing and fertile women having sex with him 3 or more times a day. Do you see the potential!

A little math here, 365 x 3 = 1095 per year over 20 years is that urge drives almost 22,000 children-men. In a 50-year sex life that moves up to about 55,000 potential offsprings.

Some men have more of an urge, some less. For me, some days five times a day is not enough, and others, once a day is too much. So, it averages out.

However, this tips the scale into the women’s favor. They can be pickier than guys are. Moreover, they most certainly are! Hell, they have to be. A man can produce sperm his whole life. However, a woman will eventually run out of eggs in about 37 years x 12 eggs = 424 eggs in total for the average woman in her lifetime.

So, biologically speaking, a woman is looking for the right man to fuck, where a guy will and often fucks anything with two legs and tits. Moreover, often they’ve been known to reduce their minimum requirements for a bedmate that doesn’t even have tits. Let’s stop at that!

Horny dudes (and which ones are not horny) have one desire-to get laid. Let’s just call it a GOAL for now. Like in football-GOOOOAALLLL! Moreover, the goal is simply to plant their seed in a female receptacle of the human variety. Reproduction of the species is their personal life purpose. However, let me say it again -USE CONDOMS! This is only practice time.

Back to the sex education and biology lesson. Women are wired to test men and make sure they are the right one, before bedding down.

Men are wired just to fuck anything with a hole and spread their seed. So, it is not that women do not like or want sex - they do, you bet they do - every woman wants to get laid just not necessarily by you.

So, it is going to be more than working your way past a woman’s defenses and convincing her that she should go to bed with you. You’ll need to develop some general self-confidence and all kinds of communication skills- the kiss on the cheek, kissing in general, confidence in talking and touching, and more.

Plus, you have to get the women past that desire to find a mate and nest, so that you can convince them just to enjoy being laid just because IT FEELS GREAT!

That is the other thing about fucking, which ensures that we will continue having it and wanting it. It feels so-o-o-o-o fantastic. In fact, there is no other human experience that can compare to having an awesome orgasm. This mental experience is still the same amazing experience for both a guy and a woman.

For a man, an orgasm is a prize that the male device gets for spreading his seed. It is a stronger pleasure because it stimulates his unspoken, unconscious desire for the reproduction of the species, even if using a condom.

For a woman, it is just about it feeling great. An orgasm in a woman serves no purpose other than to make them want to fuck you more!

One other thing is the emotion that a woman feels when she orgasms. If you can learn how to hit a woman’s G-spot and make her orgasm, you will see her for the sexual beast she really is. You will totally own her!

So are you tired of this biology lesson?

I promised you I would be brief so that I will delay no further. This book is your ticket to getting into a woman’s pants and having her grab your ass and fuck you till your go cross-eyed!

ONE

When I was a kid, I heard about getting to different bases - like getting laid by a girl was a baseball game. Now, different people may argue what each of the bases meant, but first base was always kissing, and the last was fucking.

In between there was caressing her tits and fingering the girl -or some other type of sexual act. This sequence of working a woman is a logical one and is called ‘foreplay.’ Unless she is drunk and just wants to screw, you will have to work her and caress her from one stage to the next. If foreplay is not included, sex will suck for you. Foreplay can be as much fun as the final act.

First, you need to learn all of the important parts of a woman.

Lips - The ones on her face, bud. Women love to be kissed. It starts the juices flowing throughout them. If you kiss her just right, you can even make her pass out. A great kisser can get just about any woman he wants.

Neck- Women love to have their neck kissed and sucked. Hickeys may be overrated as a mark that you had your way, but women love the sensation. Why do you think women love vampire movies?

Back of Neck- The nape of the neck, between where the neck meets the shoulders and end at the base of her head is a tender spot for women. A tender-spot is an area of the body that has nerve endings that radiate pleasure for both a man and a woman.

Everyone is different, and you may have to experiment to find her particular tender-spot for a woman. Half the fun is trying to find it! When you do, she will shudder and moan. If you find it, she may even scream.

Eyes & Ears- Some women like their eyes kissed and sucked. Some even like the occasional tongue in their ear.

Be careful here, some women may be ticklish or may not like it at all. Like anything else, experiment and see what works - and what doesn’t. Don’t continue doing it if she obviously doesn’t like it. You will strike out if you do! Some women like you to whisper things in their ear. It could be sweet or very naughty.

Breasts -This area does not need too much explanation as men spend much time looking at women’s tits. Women know this and will use their tits any way they can when they want a man.

Some like it gentle and some like it rough. The nipples are the most sensitive part of the breast. They can become sore, however, so don’t overwork them. The rest of a woman’s breast does not have as much feeling for them but still don’t ignore them. Grabbing a woman’s breast is more pleasurable for the man. Now, sucking on the nipples is great for both the man and the woman.

Vagina-There are so many parts of a woman’s pussy that I could dedicate a whole chapter to it. However, the main parts you need to think about are the lips, the clit and the vagina itself. Each has its own sensations of pleasure for a woman. You can spend much time there and still discover something new every time.

Fingers and Toes-If you are lucky enough to find a wild woman, you may find that they have fetishes. These are unusual things that bring them sexual pleasure. Some women (and men) like to suck on fingers and toes. Both of these areas of the body have many nerve endings. The more nerve endings, the more pleasure that can be experienced. Try it! You can put finger condoms on the toes for protection.

Ass - Some women like their ass squeezed. Some of them like it slapped. I would ask before you go spanking a woman. If you are lucky, some will beg you for it.

Anus -There are so many nerve endings in an anus that you can drive a woman crazy playing here. Some will like it, and some will hate it. You never know until you whisper in their ear, Would you like it if I fingered your ass?

Butt fucking (anal sex) is a whole other world of pleasure. Lucky is the guy that finds a woman who wants to be turned around and have lots of anal sex.

Other body regions - There are other parts of the body that are not thought of as sensitive zones, but stimulating them can drive a woman crazy.

The back of the knees is one place, although this can tickle too. There is a place at the small of the back near the tailbone that can get a girl going if you can learn to stroke it in a certain way.

You can explore a woman’s body with every part of your body and find many other hidden places. Sometimes all you need to do is ask them what they like and what sensations you can use to amplify their pleasure. ‘Oh, a little bit more to the left, more gently, yes– ooo-ahh!’

So, now you know where the important places are, the next chapter will start you from the beginning. You cannot start by just grabbing her ass or stroking her thighs in the hope she will pull your pants down and go to town on you. You have to work on her mind and emotions first.

TWO

You must begin with the end in mind. And, in the end— is the GOAL. First you need to learn exactly how I’ve played the game and came out a winner.

What your end GOAL is, is totally up to you- but you must create a goal and then you must have a plan of how to achieve what you want.

If you just go to a bar and begin asking women to have sex with you, you could get lucky. However, you might get your face slapped a lot in the process -or even have a beer thrown in your face or hot coffee in your lap. Moreover, the one who says ‘yes’ might just give you the clap. So be smart!

You must create a plan. Part of that plan is to have self-confidence. No decent woman wants a guy who looks at the ground and mumbles a lot. They want a stallion that stands tall and has self-confidence as well as knowledge and experience in using their equipment to please their sexual partner.

They want someone that can hold them gently or hammer them in bed, depending on their mood.

If you have self-confidence and think positively, you will attract all kinds of women ready to blows your socks off. When you think positive thoughts, you will attract like-minded people who are having the same kinds of thoughts. Like attracts like - it is a universal law. This is why some scrawny wanker with big, horn-rimmed glasses can screw a different woman every night. Yes, it can happen to you.

To think positive, you must pay attention to your inner-voice. This is the voice telling you that you are not good looking enough; you are too heavy, or not sexy enough. Whenever you begin hearing these kinds of self-doubt in your mind, think to yourself STOP, STOP, STOP! and mentally put up a STOP sign.

You must stop this negative, internal dialog of doubt and replace it with positive affirmations:

I am sexy, and women like to love me.

l am good enough to sleep with any woman I choose.

Beautiful women are attracted to me.

Try saying these statements to yourself daily. You should say them to yourself all the time. This will help build your confidence and self-esteem. You can make up your statements if you wish, but they have to be positive + in the present tense. They cannot contain any doubt or wishful thinking. You must be confident that you are a great guy and that the women would love to have great sex with you.

You must try to be yourself. For some guys, this may be hard because they are always trying to do things to impress women. Hey, guys, women can see right through that shit. They want someone real and genuine. Being confident does not mean being an ass.

Part of being yourself is to stop worrying what others may be thinking of you. You must try to be true to yourself rather than trying to impress others or attempting to be someone else - someone that you wrongly think the women might like.

Try to be open and communicate freely with them. Don’t be a fucking idiot, however. There is a time and a place for everything. You can be funny and engaging without making a total and complete ass of yourself in public.

Nobody is perfect. You can think of things as unique and eccentric about yourself rather than focusing on them as imperfections or problems. They are simply a part of you- and someone else is going to love them and feel good about them. It is all about the way you perceive things.

If you think that something about yourself is okay then don’t worry what other people think -unless it is just plain annoying; if it is annoying-STOP- STOP- STOP, and realize you are bigger than that, stronger than that, and you are a winner.

When you are just being yourself and are not