Wine, Dine and 69 Ways to Get Some: A Locker Room Guide to Scoring with the Beautiful Women of the World

By MLE and J.B. Lane

This cut-to-the-quick how-to manaul offers its male audience no-bull advice on approaching the opposite sex in the dating arena.

Topics discussed include: self-acceptance, hygiene, communication tips, physical contact, dancing, food &drink, money and dating strategies derived from the author's experience.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Trafford Publishing
• Release date: Jun 2, 2006
• ISBN: 9781412253147

MLE

J.B. Lane has recently retired from the dating arena. Wine, Dine and 69 Ways to Get Some passes on what he knows to create a sense of closure on that chapter of his life and a supplement to his income. Following his own advice, he has met his partner for life, MLE. She is J.B.'s best friend, whom without, this book would not have been possible.

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wine, dine & 69 ways to get some

by J. B. LANE

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Copyright 2003 J.B. Lane. All rights reserved.

No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the written prior permission of the author.

National Library of Canada Cataloguing in Publication

Lane, J. B., 1975-

     Wine, dine and 69 ways to get some : a locker room guide to scoring with the beautiful women of the world / J.B. Lane.

ISBN 1-55395-707-5

ISBN 9-7814-1225-314-7 (ebook)

     1. Dating (Social customs) 2. Man-woman relationships.

I. Title. II. Title: Wine, dine and sixty-nine ways to get some.

HQ801.L356 2003   646.7’7’081   C2003-900445-7

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Contents

ACCEPT YOURSELF FOR WHO YOU ARE

BE YOURSELF IN THE MIDST OF OTHERS

SHOWER & SHAVE

SMILE WITH CLEAN TEETH *

DRESS SIMPLY

MAKE RELAXED EYE CONTACT

SPEAK CLEARLY IN A CONVERSATIONAL TONE.

LISTEN MORE THAN YOU TALK

BE AWARE OF YOUR BODY LANGUAGE

BE AWARE OF HER BODY LANGUAGE

BE AWARE OF HER BODY

MANAGE YOUR PERSONAL SPACE

INCORPORATE CASUAL CONTACT

INCORPORATE COMPLIMENTS CASUALLY

ACCEPT COMPLIMENTS TO YOUR DATE AS A COMPLIMENT TO YOU

CONVERSATIONS

PIGGYBACKING

DANCING: STEP-BY-STEP

DRINKING: DOS AND DON’TS

RESTAURANT RECOMMENDATIONS

AT THE MOVIES

FIRST DATE

FIRST KISS

THE POWER OF THE DOUBLE DATE

MUTUAL FRIENDS

MONEY MATTERS

PHONE ETIQUETTE

EMAIL AND VIRTUAL WOMEN

OTHER WOMEN

OTHER WOMEN’S PERCEPTIONS

LAUGH AT YOURSELF

BE ON TIME

KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING

DON’T RUN ERRANDS

BE PREPARED

DON’T PLAN TOO MUCH

GET PHYSICAL BEFORE YOU GET PHYSICAL

TAKE A LITTLE POWER NAP

PISS AND SHIT

YOUR PLACE

AT HER PLACE

FOREPLAY GOES A LONG WAY

RELAX, RELAX, RELAX

TIT SLING TRIBULATIONS

APOLOGIES GO A LONG WAY

BUY HER NEW UNDERWEAR

SURPRISE HER

THROW A PARTY

STOP DATING THE SAME TYPE OF GIRL

BE GREAT IN BED WITH A BIG MOUTH

THE POWER OF MUSIC

DEVELOP FRIENDSHIPS WITH FEMALES

MEET/ESCORT A WOMAN TO HER DOOR

GET CAUGHT CHECKING OUT YOUR DATE

RESPECT HER NEED FOR PRIVACY

JUST ASK

SURROUND YOURSELF WITH THOSE WHO HAVE SUCCESS IN THE SACK

SEE A SHRINK

LONG-DISTANCE COMMITMENT

FALL IN LOVE

JUST SAY NO

PROPHYLACTICS

KEEP IN TOUCH

TURN TO YOUR CHURCH

IN YOUR OWN ELEMENT

CONSIDER SEX OUTSIDE THE BED

LOSE TO WIN

FOREIGNERS

STAY WITH THE SKIRT*

Dedicated to my niece, because I promised.

Foreword

Over the years, in America, the locker room has embedded itself in our culture as a permanent fixture. Amidst the scent of stale body odor and the sound of flushing toilets, cursing, and spitting, the locker room is still a special place. In fact, if you look beyond the sweaty jock straps, dirty towels, and just listen, you’ll find the locker room to be one of the few institutions where the male sex is free to truly speak its mind. Little or no time is wasted on censorship. No great pains are taken to curtail one’s remarks from certain areas of discussion. Instead, what exists is a public forum for males to open their hearts completely, sharing wisdom with their fellow man about life.

Maybe it has something to do with the nudity. No doubt, congregating in the nude does present a certain vulnerability factor.