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Fuck Them Kids, Get A Cat
Fuck Them Kids, Get A Cat
Fuck Them Kids, Get A Cat
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Fuck Them Kids, Get A Cat

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Are you tired of hearing, "Oh, you must start a family, have children?" Then "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat" is your sassy retort! Dive into this irreverent guide that celebrates cat parenting with an unparalleled wit, hilarity, and unabashed joy. If the traditional path just isn't for you, this book offers an entertaining escape into a world where feline companionship reigns supreme. With biting satire and riotous humor, it's more than just a read – it's a cat-tastic revolution. Get ready to roar with laughter and say unapologetically, "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat!" The claws are out, and they're beckoning you to join the fun!

LanguageEnglish
PublisherDino Dhamphyr
Release dateAug 21, 2023
ISBN9781738024728
Fuck Them Kids, Get A Cat
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Dino Dhamphyr

Born on August 6, 1988, in Houston, Texas, Dino Dhamphyr is an emerging African American author and poet. Debuting in 2023, he draws inspiration from Edgar Allan Poe and Langston Hughes to craft works that span horror and comedy, among other genres. With a unique voice and innovative approach, Dhamphyr is a fresh, exciting talent in the literary scene.

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    Decided to read this mainly because of its wild title, thinking it'd just be a quick laugh. Man, was I caught off guard! Not only was it hilarious, but there's an unexpected depth to it. Never thought I'd relate so much to a satirical take on cat parenting vs. human parenting. Kudos to the author. Solid 5 stars from this cat and kid parent! Didn’t see that coming!

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