Does your sandwich pass the eatability test?
It's a better-than-even bet that if you're perusing this column, you know how to fill two slices of bread with something delicious. After all, membership in the Club for People-Who-Know-How-to-Read-But-Can't-Make-a-Sandwich is mostly limited to a handful of hideous human-cow hybrids on the lam from Dr. Moreau's Island of Lost Souls. What would they know from sandwiches anyway?
Hybrid or not, we are all of us imperfect creatures fashioning imperfect creations, meaning there's always room for improvement to our hallowed midday repast. Read on, then, o ye non-possessors of bovine DNA.
WHY YOU NEED TO LEARN THIS
If you're anything like me (may God have mercy upon your soul), lunch is
