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I talk about the fact that joggers are snobs, and that the best way to make feel bad about themselves is to walk. In this philosophical polemic I digest then regurgitate platitudes that require the invention of a new cognitive framework. Yes, that last part was just so I could fill space requirements for other online retailers.
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Darrel Miller
It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!!
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