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    Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos
    Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos
    Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos
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    Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos

    By Darrel Miller

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    I have spent a lifetime coming up with weird ideas. Actually they just appeared, most of the time. The muse was never far away. So I decided to collect them. I've tried in a number of ways. From just writing them down, to trying to stretch them beyond their natural limit. It wasn't fun doing the latter, and the former was not fulfilling. Finally I decided on just writing the bits down. Then connecting them in whatever weird way came to mind. So here are my bits and the bits between the bits. Enjoy.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDarrel Miller
    Release dateJun 12, 2016
    ISBN9781311972903
    Jokes I Wrote...While Eating Cheetos
    Author

    Darrel Miller

    It is my hope to share something funny with you. I am currently trying to do that, enjoy. OH, and my profile picture LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. I am not kidding if you were looking for me using just this picture YOU WOULD FIND ME!!!

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