New NEIGHBOUR
“It was a cold rainy morning and Mr Dear was staring out of the sitting room window. He does this because a) he thinks it makes him look wistful and sensitive, and b) he knows it annoys me when I’m dusting because he could be lifting up all the useless clutter that we keep on the mantelpiece.
Mantelpiece clutter is definitive proof that the Almighty is male. A female deity would not have caused mantelpiece clutter to come into being, knowing
