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From the most ancient of times we people have safe guard our valuables. From holes in the ground to banks to armored cars we keep these things from being stolen. While how we protect our stuff has changed a bit, what we consider valuable has changed a lot. Now we consider children so valuable we hall them around in their own armored cars.
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Darrel Miller
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