Dean Rotbart says you are three different people.The first of the three is the person you see when you look in the mirror;  the person you believe yourself to be.The second is the person other people see when they look at you;  the person they believe you to be.The third is the real you.“Know something, sugar? Stories only happen to people who can tell them.” – Allan GurganusGurganus is right. The truth happens to everyone, but stories only happen to people who can tell them.Professor Sexton recently told me about a new definition of reality known as the antenarrative: Ante: prior to, Narrative: the story.It reminds me of that third person spoken of by Rotbart.The antenarrative is the story that no one can tell. Not even the people who were there. It is chaotic, without logic and disconnected. It is the way things actually happen. Narrative, on the other hand, is crafted in retrospect as a storyteller assembles selected puzzle pieces in 20/20 hindsight; the beginning, middle and end of the tale are now a foregone conclusion. If the storyteller chooses skillfully and arranges the antenarrative pieces artfully, his story will sparkle with fairy dust. If the storyteller chooses predictably and organizes the pieces chronologically, the story will smell like cat food.Antenarrative happens to everyone. But stories only happen to people who can tell them. Ernest Hemingway won the Pulitzer Prize for making the narrative of his finely-crafted fiction feel as unvarnished and rough-hewn as antenarrative. In speaking of The Old Man and the Sea, he said,“In stating as fully as I could how things really were, it was often very difficult and I wrote awkwardly and the awkwardness is what they called my style. All mistakes and awkwardnesses are easy to see, and they called it style.” – Papa Hemingway: A Personal Memoir, p. 198Another Pulitzer-winning book, Founding Brothers, is an attempt to look at selected moments of American history through that same spider-web lens. The American antenarrative of 1776 is that those colonists loyal to Britain reviled the conspirators who bound themselves together in a Declaration of Independence. Those conspirators were plagued by doubts, short of cash and argued continually as the success of their rebellion was in constant jeopardy. They never thought of themselves as “The Founding Fathers,” nor did they consider the survival of the American nation to be inevitable.But you and I live under the curse of post facto knowledge,“But of course the American Revolution had to succeed because, well, it just had to.”We never consider how this landmass called 21st century America might easily have remained an extension of England.Post facto knowledge is always troublesome, but especially so in ad writing.Facts are not necessarily believable just because they are true.Facts are not necessarily interesting just because they are true.Facts are not necessarily relevant just because they are true.This is why ad writers never let the truth stand in the way of a good story.Harley Davidson – American by Birth. Rebel by Choice.Volkswagen – Think Small.Walmart – Save Money. Live Better.Adidas – Impossible is Nothing.Levis – Quality never goes out of style.IBM – Solutions for a smart planet.Research the antenarrative of any of these brands and you’ll see exactly what I mean.Now let’s get back to Rotbart’s assertion. Is there a chance that1. what you see when you look at your...