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    Cookies: Sluts of the Snack World
    Cookies: Sluts of the Snack World
    Cookies: Sluts of the Snack World
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    Cookies: Sluts of the Snack World

    By Ken La Salle

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    Are the voices in your head listening to you? Oh yes. Yes, they are listening to you. They know what you’re saying. Sometimes, they talk back. Sometimes, they sing along. Sometimes, they write children’s book with hidden messages placed in plain sight with a neon bow because, hey, a little style never hurt anyone. (This, of course, ignores the Great Style Massacre of 1973.)
    Welcome to “Fun To Grow On” – the new children’s book series for adults. These books are not for little children or big babies. Each story is filled with blood and violence, sex and swearing – Seriously. This series is for adults. These are not parodies of children’s books but original stories for adults who still have a lot to learn... as do we all. “Fun To Grow On” presents the very first book in the series... Cookies: Sluts of the Snack World!
    When a cookie gets herpes, he decides to ask God for a cure. Can he find God in time?
    Someone fed a chocolate chip cookie equal parts of blinding self-awareness, cranberry vodka, and shrooms and asked him to tell his story. Here it is, with all the pageantry you would expect from a cookie... which is probably a whole lot less than you would desire.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherKen La Salle
    Release dateMar 19, 2015
    ISBN9781311209177
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    Ken La Salle

    Author and Playwright, Ken La Salle grew up in Santa Ana, California and has remained in the surrounding area his entire life. He was raised with strong, blue collar roots, which have given him a progressive and environmentalist view. As a result, you'll find many of his stories touching those areas both geographically and philosophically. His plays have been seen in theaters across the country and you can find a growing number of books available online. Find out more about Ken on his website at www.kenlasalle.com.

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