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BIBLICAL Q&A

■ Question: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Answer: Samson. He brought the house down.

■ Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Answer: Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

■ Question: Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? Answer: When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

PERKS OF THE JOB

The phone bill is too high and the man of the house calls a family meeting.

Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I don’t use this one, I use the one at the office.