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BUSINESS SIGNS

■ Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.”

■ Pizza shop: “Seven days without pizza makes one weak.”

■ In a non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you’re on fire and take appropriate action.”

■ On a butcher’s window: “Let me meat your needs.”

■ At a car dealership: “The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

■ Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”

■ Inside a bowling alley: “Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.”

SISTERLY SUPPORT

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