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    Black Comedy
    Black Comedy
    Black Comedy
    Ebook55 pages10 minutes

    Black Comedy

    By Ethan W. Morris

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    About this ebook

    I have the body of a person of 18 years. And I keep it in my mother's fridge.

    LanguageEnglish
    Publisher101 Seleções
    Release dateMay 23, 2017
    ISBN9781370734702
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      Book preview

      Black Comedy - Ethan W. Morris

      Black Comedy

      Very short stories

      Ethan W. Morris

      © All rights reserved.

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      The boy asks his father:

      — Dad, I was adopted?

      — Yeah, but they returned you!

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      A wealthy philanthropist arrives at the orphanage and announces:

      — I'm going to take everyone to Disney!

      The orphans rejoice. But the philanthropist warns:

      — But only the one who brings parental consent can

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