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GAG OF THE MONTH

SAVING HIS BACON

A FARMER had a three-legged pig. His neighbour asked him why the pig had only three legs.

“Well, one day I was ploughing my field and the tractor turned over and pinned me underneath,” the farmer recounted. “That pig ran for help. He saved my life.”

“Oh, that’s how he lost

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