LOL
> GAG OF THE MONTH
CHRISTMAS CHEER
THREE men die on Christmas morning. They end up in front of the pearly gates and St Peter.
St Peter says, “You guys drink, smoke and womanise. You shouldn’t be getting into heaven. However, it’s Christmas and I’m feeling festive. If you can each show me something Christmassy, I’ll let you in.”
The first man thinks for a bit, then pulls out his keys. It’s a big keyring with lots of keys and a bottle openers. He shakes them around
