Inappropriate Jokes

By Halmato Gerber

These pages are packed full of mostly inappropriate - yet funny - jokes, that you should only tell to your closest friends! Please, no minors, as this book contains adult language and topics.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Halmato Gerber
• Release date: Oct 29, 2014
• ISBN: 9781311626738

Halmato Gerber

I am a student from South Africa, studying Financial Accounting (for any people considering a career in the Auditing field, it is *extremely* boring!) at University of Cape Town.

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Inappropriate Jokes

(Not suitable for kids)

by

Halmato Gerber

Smashwords Edition

Copyright ©2014 Halmato Gerber

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Let the fun begin!

The caring physicist

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Eiffel Tower.

He yells, Don't do it! You have so much potential!

The special Talent

Johnny was telling a girl in the pub about his ability to guess the exact day a woman was born, just by touching her boobs.

Really? she said, Go on then, give it a try. After about thirty seconds of having Johnny fondling her, she lost all patience and demanded Come on, what day was I born?

Yesterday. Johnny replied.

Delicious Eggs

Johnny went to a France restaurant, and being in France, tried to order in their language. To that end, he asked the waiter for 'le crème d'oeuf'. The waiter said "it's not 'le crème d'oeuf', it is 'la crème