LAUGH A LITTLE
THE TRUTH
A guy is throwing knives at a picture of his wife but keeps missing the target.
Suddenly he receives a call from her. “Hi, what are you doing?” she asks.
“I’m just missing you, honey,” he replies.
WEDDING JITTERS
A police officer in a small town stops a motorist doing 160 km/h down the main road on a Saturday afternoon.
“Do you realise what speed you were going?” the cop demands.
“I can explain,” the driver says.
“Quiet,” the officer snaps. “I have to arrest you. You’ll have to spend the
