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GETTING OLDER

A recently divorced woman moves back to her hometown, hoping to start over. A few weeks later, while making a dentist appointment, she’s surprised to recognise the dentist’s name as that of a good-looking boy from her high school 20 years ago.

However, upon walking into the dentist’s office, she quickly realises he must be someone else. He is bald, has a big beer belly and looks a lot older than her. Just to be sure, though, on her way out she asks him if he went to her high school. “Yes,” he responds, “I graduated in ‘91.”

“Oh my gosh!” she says excitedly. “You were in my class.”

“Really?” he says. “That’s interesting. What class

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