The RJ Silver 3-Pak

By RJ Silver

Save 33% on the purchase of RJ Silver's first three books. Includes the smash hit, "The Princess & the Penis", "The Ballerina, the Gymnast, and the Yoga Master", and "My Third-World Girlfriend". Also includes free sample posts from RJ Silver's popular humor blog.

• Language: English
• Publisher: RJ Silver
• Release date: Dec 7, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465957917

RJ Silver

My name is RJ. I’m a man who writes quirky romantic humor books. That alone should tell you that I'm psychologically imbalanced. Most people ask me why I write. The answer is simple. Like most men, I get in a lot of trouble with the woman in my life. When she's really angry at me, and I'm hiding from her, writing is the one thing I can do that doesn't make any noise.

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