LOL
DEEP THINKER
AN AMERICAN tourist asks an Irish dive master: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
The Irishman replies: “If they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat.”
Fuzzy Lodjik, email
LICENCE TEST
A LITTLE girl asked her mother out of the blue: “Mummy, how old are you?”
The mother responded: “Honey, women don’t talk about their age. You’ll learn this as you get older.”
The girl then asked: “Mummy, how much do you weigh?”
“That’s another thing women don’t talk about,”
