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GAG OF THE MONTH

CHILLI RECEPTION

A BLOKE walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy who has a bowl of chilli in front of him. After ordering a drink and chatting for 20 minutes he speaks up to the guy next to him, who still hasn’t touched the bowl of chilli.

“Are you gonna eat that?” He asks. “I can take it off your hands if not.”

The guy says, “Sure, I don’t want it,” so he proceeds to eat the

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