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    Really Good 'Really Bad Dad Jokes'
    Really Good 'Really Bad Dad Jokes'
    Really Good 'Really Bad Dad Jokes'
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    Really Good 'Really Bad Dad Jokes'

    By Graham Hiam

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    welcome to the ultimate bad dad joke book for budding Dad Joke Aficionados. If you need help learning the art of ‘Dad-Joke-ology’ this is the book for you. It provides some of the best Dad Jokes and gives you the best start to this newly recognized art form.
    I hope you find inspiration in the jokes and adulation from your audience (although it’ll likely be calls of Daaadddd enough with the crap jokes already!)

    One of the greatest memories kids and grandkids will treasure are the dumb Dad jokes that they will hear. So don’t miss the opportunity to leave your own comedic mark on them. Whilst they may feel embarrassed and think your jokes are lame now, in years to come, they will appreciate the intellect involved in letting one rip!! A joke that is....

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGraham Hiam
    Release dateFeb 4, 2016
    ISBN9780994534415
    Really Good 'Really Bad Dad Jokes'
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    Graham Hiam

    Born and bred resident of Melbourne Victoria Australia. 45 years old and I have been employed professionally for over 26 years with the same business and enjoy all sports. Run half marathons and less and really enjoy staying fit. Really enjoy writing and hope to write many more novels and improve with each attempt.

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      Really Good 'Really Bad Dad Jokes' - Graham Hiam

      Acknowledgements

      A big thankyou to all my family and friends, those of you who I am yet to completely alienate, that is, who have had to put up with the constant attempts at Dad Jokes by me. I hope that the occasional gem that by some fluke I stumble across is enough to keep you all from totally abandoning me or worse.

      So again thanks and remember, if by some chance you feel I have gone too far or have overstepped the mark, or if you have just had enough, well just remember that the even though the chicken crossed the road one too many times, it was still tasty on the dinner plate!!

      INTRODUCTION

      Hello and welcome to the ultimate bad dad joke book for budding Dad Joke Aficionados. If you need help learning the art of ‘Dad-Joke-ology’ this is the book for you. It provides some of the best Dad Jokes and gives you the best start to this newly recognized art form.

      I hope you find inspiration in the jokes and adulation from your audience (although it’ll likely be calls of Daaadddd enough with the crap jokes already!)

      One of the greatest memories kids and grandkids will treasure

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