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    Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
    Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
    Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
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    Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

    By Johnny B. Laughing

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    Yo Mama Jokes Bible!

    350+ Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes

    Yo mama is so fat...
    Yo mama is so skinny...
    Yo mama is so old...
    Yo mama is so tall...
    Yo mama is so short...
    Yo mama is so stupid...
    Yo mama is so poor...
    Yo mama is so ugly...
    Yo mama is so bald...
    Yo mama is so hairy...
    Yo mama is so lazy...
    Other Yo mama jokes...

    ALL NEW YO MAMA JOKES!
    Yo mama is so stupid... she thought Christmas wrap was Snoop Dogg’s new song!

    Yo mama is so fat... she posted a picture on Instagram and it crashed!

    Yo mama is so tall... Shaq looks up to her!

    Yo mama is so ugly... she looks like she has been bobbing for apples in hot grease!

    Yo mama is so skinny... when she wears skinny jeans, they look like bell-bottoms!

    Yo mama is so old... she has an autographed Bible!

    Yo mama is so short ... you can see her feet on her driver’s license!

    Yo mama is so hairy... that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

    Yo mama is so fat... she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad!

    Yo mama is so stupid... she went to a dentist to fix her Bluetooth!

    Yo mama is so old... her memory is in black and white!

    Yo mama is so poor... she put a Happy Meal on layaway!

    Yo mama is so ugly... she’s the reason blind dates were invented!

    Yo mama is so short... she can use a sock for a sleeping bag!

    Yo mama is so bald... you can see what’s on her mind!

    Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing
    The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of yo mama jokes!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHey Sup Bye Publishing
    Release dateAug 4, 2015
    ISBN9781310880469
    Yo Mama Jokes Bible: Funny & Hilarious Yo Mama Jokes
    Author

    Johnny B. Laughing

    Making folks laugh since 2013!The Joke King, Johnny B. Laughing enjoys jokes, pranks, and making other people laugh. His MASSIVE collection of joke books has sold tens of thousands of copies all over the world!Sign up for The Joke King's Club and get a FREE joke book today!

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    • 1/5
      Not funny at all, I can get better books to read

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      Look don't read this, save your sanity, this is not funny, nor will it be, you will not get your precious time back.

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    Yo Mama Jokes Bible - Johnny B. Laughing

    Yo Mama JokeS

    Johnny B. Laughing, The Joke King

    Funny & Hilarious Jokes

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    This book is a work of fiction. No part of this book or this book as a whole may be used, reproduced, or transmitted in any form or means without written permission from the publisher.

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    Yo mama is so fat…

    Yo mama is so skinny…

    Yo mama is so old…

    Yo mama is so tall…

    Yo mama is so short…

    Yo mama is so stupid…

    Yo mama is so poor…

    Yo mama is so ugly…

    Yo mama is so bald…

    Yo mama is so hairy…

    Yo mama is so lazy…

    Other Yo mama jokes…

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