1001 Kids' Jokes
By Kay Barnham
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My dog's a blacksmith.
How can you tell?
When I tell him off, he makes a bolt for the door.
This hilarious joke book is jam-packed with 1001 great gags to get kids giggling! They will pick up puns, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes on many side-splitting topics, including:
• Amusing animals
• Monster madness
• Medical mischief
• School shockers
• And more!
Flick through its pages to mine some comedy gold.
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1001 Kids' Jokes - Kay Barnham
Get ready to giggle yourself silly!
Are you ready to laugh so hysterically that it feels worse than being tickled? Are you ready for 1001 side-splitting sniggers? If you like laughter more than a jelly likes to wobble, then read on!
1001 Kids’ Jokes is jam-packed full of the funniest, silliest, craziest jokes around and there’s something for everyone! From knock, knock jokes to classic chuckles, you’ll have your friends and family in stitches for hours… days… years! In fact, if you tell enough of these gags, you’ll probably be known as the funniest person in the world.
So, take a deep breath and prepare for 1001 of the most eye-wateringly funny jokes ever!
AMUSING ANIMALS
A grizzly bear walked into a café and said,
I’ll have a glass of milk … and a brownie.
The waitress looked at him and said, What’s with the big paws?
Did you hear about the cat who sucked a lemon?
He was a sourpuss.
Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
Did you hear about the crocodile with the camera?
He was snap-happy.
Did you hear about the duck who went to the comedy show?
He quacked up.
How did the puppy stop the DVD?
He used paws.
How do chicks get out of their shells?
They eggs-it.
How do you get down from a camel?
You don’t. You get down from a goose.
What do alligators call little children?
Appetizers.
What’s a pig’s favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
My dog’s a blacksmith.
How can you tell?
When I tell him off, he makes a bolt for the door.
What does a cat do when it gets angry?
It goes up the wall.
Why did the pony cough?
Because he was a little hoarse.
What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
One boy says to another boy, My pet’s called Tiny.
Why?
asks his friend.
Because he’s my newt.
There are two birds sitting on a perch.
What does one bird say to the other bird?
Smells of fish.
How do you stop a rhinoceros from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What did the chicken say when it laid a square egg?
Owwww!
What did the frog order at the burger bar?
Some French flies and a Diet Croak.
What sort of music do rabbits like best?
Hip-hop.
Why are bats never lonely?
They always hang around with their friends.
What do cats like to watch on television?
The evening mews.
Why was the firefly mother disappointed?
Because her children weren’t very bright.
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted to get chocolate milk.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies.
What do sheep do when the weather’s hot?
Have a baa-baa-cue.
What do killer whales eat for dinner?
Fish and ships.
What side of a porcupine is the sharpest?
The outside.
What do you call a homeless snail?
A slug.
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because they have very smelly feet.
What do you call a cat who swallows a duck?
A duck-filled fatty-puss.
What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing. He just let out a little wine.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer.
Where does the biggest spider ever live?
On the world wide web.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?
Huge holes in the baseboard.
Why do fish live in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Why do elephants never forget?
Because no one ever tells them anything.
What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?