The Funniest Jokes for 8 Year Olds

By Macmillan Children's Books

How does a gardener fix a hole in his jeans?
With a vegetable patch.

How do you make antifreeze?
Hide her woolly jumper.

What did the grumpy bee say?
‘Buzz off !'

A superbly silly book packed with rib-tickling jokes, all specially selected for 8-year-olds. Puns, ‘knock knocks’ and gags galore are accompanied by hilarious illustrations to give young readers fits of giggles. The perfect gift for any 8-year-old who loves telling jokes and entertaining their friends and family!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Pan Macmillan
• Release date: Mar 4, 2021
• ISBN: 9781529066005

Book preview

Why do people avoid dinosaurs?

Because their eggs stink.

What do you call baby dinosaurs?

Triceratots.

What do you get when you cross a hedgehog with a balloon?

POP!

Why are seagulls found by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be bagels.

Why is the letter ‘T’ important to a stick insect?

Because without it, it would be a sick insect.

Why can’t horses play football?

Because they’ve got two left feet.

Boy: Dad, did you get a haircut?

Dad: No, I got them all cut.

What do sheep do after Christmas?

They write thank ewe letters.

Millie: What’s 5Q plus 5Q?

Tilly: Ten Q.

Millie: You’re welcome!

What do monsters write at the end of their messages?

Beast wishes.

What do skeletons sell at school fairs?

Rattle tickets.

Where do you take a sick wasp?

To the waspital.

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben knocking on this door for ages!

Where do fishermen go on holiday?

Any plaice will do.

What bird is always out of breath?

A puffin.

Why did the girl take