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    Spooky Jokes
    Spooky Jokes
    Spooky Jokes
    Ebook120 pages14 minutes

    Spooky Jokes

    By Macmillan Children's Books

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    Over 200 hilarious and wacky spooky jokes to get you ready for Halloween! The perfect (trick or) treat to read every year.

    What do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
    Wrap music.

    Which plant likes Halloween the most?
    Bam-BOO.

    What kind of pets do ghosts have?
    Scaredy-cats!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPan Macmillan
    Release dateOct 1, 2020
    ISBN9781529043679
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