Olympic Jokes
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Why is a banana so good at gymnastics?
Because they're great at the splits!
Why couldn't the athlete listen to music?
Because she broke the record!
How can a footballer stop his nose running?
Put out a foot and trip it up.
Olympic Jokes is filled with over 200 jokes about all sorts of sports! It's got football jokes, basketball jokes, volleyball jokes, jokes about fencing, table tennis, golf and so many more. Perfect for sharing with friends and family who like a good giggle.
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Olympic Jokes - Macmillan Publishers Ltd
Stadium Heroes
A shrimp came third in the 100m final.
It got the prawns medal.
An athlete dreamt someone was shouting,
‘On your marks. Get set. Go!’
She woke up with a start.
I had to give up the pentathlon. I was great at most of the events, but running hurt so much and I kept losing.
I couldn’t stand the agony of de-feet.
What’s harder to catch, the faster you run?
Your breath.
What do you call a pentathlete that can’t sink?
Bob.
Only when you train for a triathlon do you find out what the three sections really are:
first you swim,
then you ride a bike,
and finally you run . . .
out of money.
‘How’s the triathlon swim training going?’
‘OK I suppose . . . the chlorine dries up my tears.’
How can you tell if there’s a triathlete in the room?
Don’t worry, he’ll tell you.
Who thinks triathletes are cool?
Other triathletes.
Hippos can swim faster than humans and run faster than humans.
So your only chance to beat them is in the bike race.
What do you call someone who isn’t very good, but has a go at running, cycling and swimming?
A try-athlete.
‘Guess what – I’ve got a personal trainer.’
‘So what? I’ve got two of them – one on each foot.’
What happened when the triathlete ran behind his trainer’s car?
He got exhausted.
And what happened when he ran in front of the trainer’s car?