Match! Joke Book

By MATCH

If you love the Match Annual then you'll love Match! Joke Book. The world's BEST footie joke book with 100s of epic jokes, from the makers of the UK's #1 footie magazine!

Why is Ronaldo's bedroom always tidy? Because he's not Messi!

Why did the chicken run on to the pitch? Because the referee blew for a foul.

When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles.

Filled with loads of awesome football jokes and incredible artwork, Match! Joke Book! will keep you laughing for days! Young footie fanatics will be chuckling through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches and European Cup finals – this book is the perfect gift for any footy fan!

Discover more football fun in this awesome series from Match! the UK's best football magazine – including MATCH! Football Records, MATCH! Puzzle Book, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Pan Macmillan
• Release date: Oct 3, 2019
• ISBN: 9781529037326

MATCH

Match! is the best football magazine in the UK – it’s packed with big stars, red-hot gear, transfer gossip, FIFA tips, epic stats, massive interviews, awesome previews, tough quizzes and loads more every week. It’s the magazine all football stars want to be in, and all football fans want to read.

Book preview

Why are mummies rubbish at football?

They’re too wrapped up in themselves.

What do you do when a football is in the air?

Use your head!

Why was the pitch in such a bad mood?

It was fed up of being treated like dirt.

What can light up a dull evening?

A football match.

When is a footballer like a baby?

When they dribble.

How do you stop a hot and sweaty footballer from smelling?

Put a peg on his nose!

How can a footballer stop their nose running?

Tackle it and trip it up.

What does a football do when it rolls to a halt?

Looks round.

What’s the difference between Prince Charles and a throw-in?

One’s heir to the throne, the other’s thrown into the air.

When is a footballer like a grandfather clock?

When they’re a striker.

What position did Cinderella play?

Sweeper.

And why was she thrown out of the team?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

Why do ghosts play football?

For the ghouls, of course.

And how do ghost footballers