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    The World's Worst Jokes
    The World's Worst Jokes
    The World's Worst Jokes
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    The World's Worst Jokes

    By Victoria Fremont and Larry Daste

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    When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. Why was the math book so sad? It had too many problems. Why was the lettuce embarrassed? He saw the salad dressing.
    These and 57 other teeth-gritters fill the pages of this fun-filled little book. Jokesters from eight to eighty will love regaling friends and relatives with these preposterous quips, each accompanied by an equally zany illustration.
    Sure to tickle a lot of funnybones, these witticisms will generate playful groans from audiences of all ages.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDover Publications
    Release dateFeb 23, 2015
    ISBN9780486803074
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