An Inner Child Joke Book, Volume 3: Inner Child Joke Books, #3

By Brian O'Brien

3rd is a series of 4 "Inner Child" dad joke books. Clean jokes for children of all ages. Prepare to moan, groan and hopefully slap a knee or two. Lots of "Knock knock" jokes, the woodpecker's favorite type. Feel your spirits and/or endorphins rise as you peruse these creme de la creme jokes. Guaranteed to please - or your groans cheerfully returned.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Brian O'Brien
• Release date: Dec 24, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223303077

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In a spirit of service, it is very satisfying for me to present this 3rd volume of the Inner Child Joke Books eBook series. FYI, all jokes contained herein are certified as top shelf dad jokes, by the IDJA, the International Dad Joke Association. You may wonder -—Why are dad jokes so dang popular? Because they help us be more groan up.

Love and blessings - Brian O’Brien, @Brianzevon

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1. Mare-ily asking Questions

What did Obi-Wan Ken-obi say to the cowboy? May the horse be with you!

Why did the horse cross the road? To visit the neigh-bors.

A horse trots into a bar. What did the bartender say?

Pony on up to the bar. Why the long face?

What’s the horse's favorite kind of baked goods? Thorough breads.

What do you call a frisky horse in the pasture? Un-stable.

How do farmers count cattle? With cow-culators.

Why do people love cows? Because they're s-moo-th talkers.

What do you call cows when they're eating grass? Lawn moo-ers.

What is the cows' favorite kind of stories? Dairy Tales.

What is the cows' favorite reading material? Cattle-logs.

What do you call sleeping male cattle? Bull-dozers.

The life expectancy of a buffalo is 20 years. What would happen if one lived 10 times normal?

We could celebrate it's bison-tennial.

What is the whale's favorite magazine? Spouts Illustrated.

What is the whales' favorite blues song? The Krill is Gone.

What do you call caterpillars in love? Larvae at first sight.

What is the sheeps’ favorite brand of car? Lamb-orghini.

What is the sheeps’ favorite food? Baa-sghetti.

Where do sheep get trimmed? At the baa baa shop.

Why is it hard to talk to a goat? Because they keep butting in.

What's the key to opening a banana? A mon-key.

What do monkeys that cook wear? Ape-rons.

Why did the polar bear take the long way home? He lost his bear-ings.

How do bears stay cool on a hot day?