Joke & Riddle Ballyhoo
By Jacqueline Horsfall and Jackie Snider
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Joke & Riddle Ballyhoo - Jacqueline Horsfall
Beastie Bloopers
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you call an elephant that jumps into your pool?
The Big Dipper.
What do you feed a giant panda that’s skinned its knee?
Bamboo-boo.
What should you give a snake before putting it to bed?
A good-night hiss.
What animal should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.
What does a cheetah get when it hits its head?
A CAT scan.
What kind of jewelry do pigs wear on their legs?
Oinkle bracelets.
What’s a cat’s favorite pitch?
The hairball.
Why do moths make good actors?
They’re attracted to the spotlight.
Where do butterflies go to dance?
The mothball.
What does a baby whale pour into its bathtub?
Blubbles.
What did the rubber duckie say to the baby whale?
Hi, squirt!
What do llamas wear to bed?
Pajjamas.
What do frogs wear on the way to their water beds?
Bedroom flippers.
What do you get when your pet goldfish jumps out of its bowl?
Sushi.
What do bunnies read before going to bed?
Cottontales.
What time do chickens wake up in the morning?
Five o’cluck.
Why do roosters seem so vain?
They carry their combs wherever they go.
If roosters have combs on their heads, what do rabbits have?
Harebrushes.
What did the rooster crow after a pasta dinner?
Cock-a-noodle-doo!
How do you get ticks off your dog?
Take away its watch.
What do sea creatures eat on their birthdays?
Crab cakes.
What do cats eat on their birthdays?
Mice-cream cones.
What happens when your cat scratches its fur off?
It’s a major catastroflea.
What do you call a cat that drinks bad milk?
Sourpuss.
How do you videotape a beach party?
With a clamcorder.
What do crabs say when they’re introduced at beach parties?
Shell we dance?
How do sharks introduce themselves at beach parties?
Pleased to eat you.
How does Zorro protect himself from sharks?
With a swordfish.