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Why aren't dogs good dancers?...
...They have two left feet!
Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol. 2 will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter.
Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, one-liners and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud.
Plus--Icon for Alexa's Favorites. Alexa is a 2nd grader from New York who loves telling jokes. She has hand-picked her favorites from each chapter.
Knock Knock.
...Who's there?
Dozen.
...Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock Knock.
...Who's there?
Pecan.
...Pecan who?
Pecan someone you're own size!
Why don't mummies take time off?
...They are afraid to unwind!
Did you hear about the crook that stole a calendar?
...He got 12 months!
What would bears be without bees?
...Ears!
What travels all over the world but stays in one corner? A Stamp!
How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones!
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
...They have two left feet!
Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol. 2 will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter.
Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, one-liners and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud.
Plus--Icon for Alexa's Favorites. Alexa is a 2nd grader from New York who loves telling jokes. She has hand-picked her favorites from each chapter.
Knock Knock.
...Who's there?
Dozen.
...Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock Knock.
...Who's there?
Pecan.
...Pecan who?
Pecan someone you're own size!
Why don't mummies take time off?
...They are afraid to unwind!
Did you hear about the crook that stole a calendar?
...He got 12 months!
What would bears be without bees?
...Ears!
What travels all over the world but stays in one corner? A Stamp!
How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones!
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
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Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids Vol. 2 - Reader's Digest
A Shoe-morous Joke
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
Snow
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Honeydew
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
ALEXA’S FAVORITE
Wendy
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Tired
Knock! Knock!
Gary.
Gary who?
Gary me, I’m too tired to go any further.
Water
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Boo Hoo
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Boo hoo.
Boo hoo who?
Aww, don’t cry—it’s just a joke.
Carmen
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen let me in already!
Needle
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help gettin’ in the door.
Ida
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Idaho the garden.
Doughnut
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut leave me out there.
Voodoo
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are asking me so many questions?
Says
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who!
ALEXA’S FAVORITE
Justin
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Under the Weather
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
H.
H who?
Bless you!
Pecan
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Candice
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
Godiva
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva terrible headache. Do you have an aspirin?
Harry
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and let me in!
Amarillo Man
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Amarillo.
Amarillo who?
Amarillo nice guy!
Robin
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your cash!
Claire
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Ken
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in?
T-Rex
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
T-Rex.
T-Rex who?
There is a T-Rex at your door and you want to know his name!?!
Santa
Knock! Knock!
Who’s
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