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    Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids
    Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids
    Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids
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    Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids

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    Where does a king keep his armies?...

    ...In his sleevies!

    Do you have a budding comedian on your hands?  Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter.

    Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud.  Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles.

    Knock Knock.

    ...Who's there?

    Boo hoo!

    ...Boo hoo who?

    Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke!

    Knock Knock.

    ...Who's there?

    Olive.

    ...Olive who?

    Olive you and I don't care who knows it!

    What do you call an old snowman?

    ...Water!
     
    Which dinosaur knew the most words?

    ...The thesaurus!

     What do you call a fish with no eyes?

    ...fsh!

    What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!

    How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones!

    Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

    Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site.

    Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll. 
     
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTrusted Media Brands
    Release dateJul 2, 2019
    ISBN9781621454397
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      Reader's Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids - Reader's Digest

      Alpaca

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Alpaca.

      Alpaca who?

      Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

      Howlin’ for You

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Howl.

      Howl who?

      Howl you know if you don’t open the door?

      Beets

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Beets.

      Beets who?

      Beets me!

      Two Knee

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Two knee.

      Two knee who?

      Two knee fish!

      ALEXA’S FAVORITE

      Abe Who?

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Abe.

      Abe who?

      Abe…CDEFGH

      Ketchup

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Ketchup.

      Ketchup who?

      Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

      Cargo Who?

      Knock, Knock

      Who’s there?

      Cargo!

      Cargo who?

      Car go beep, beep!

      Kanga

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Kanga.

      Kanga who?

      Actually, it’s kangaroo.

      Closure

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Closure.

      Closure who?

      Closure mouth while you’re chewing!

      Déja

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Déja.

      Déja who?

      Knock! Knock!

      Dishes

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Dishes.

      Dishes who?

      Dishes a nice place you got here.

      Art

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Art.

      Art who?

      R2-D2, of course.

      ALEXA’S FAVORITE

      Ben

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Ben.

      Ben who?

      Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

      Sherlock

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Sherlock.

      Sherlock who?

      Sherlock your door.

      Owls Say

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Owls say.

      Owls say who?

      Yes, they do.

      Olive

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Olive.

      Olive who?

      Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

      Loaf

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Loaf.

      Loaf who?

      I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.

      Extraterrestrial

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      An extraterrestrial.

      An extraterrestrial who?

      Wait—how many extraterrestrials do you know?

      Turnip

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Turnip.

      Turnip who?

      Turnip the volume. I love this song!

      Figs

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Figs.

      Figs who?

      Figs your doorbell. it’s not working!

      Alex

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Alex.

      Alex who?

      Hey, Alex the questions around here!

      Funny Nun

      Knock, knock

      Who’s there?

      Nun.

      Nun who?

      Nun of your business!

      Isabelle

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Isabelle.

      Isabelle who?

      Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking?

      Eyesore Who?

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Eyesore.

      Eyesore who?

      Eyesore do love you!

      Honeybee

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

      Honeybee.

      Honeybee who?

      Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

      No One

      Knock! Knock!

      Who’s there?

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