Now That's Funny: 451 Side-Splitting Jokes for Kids

By Sandy Silverthorne

I keep telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

Where do young chickens go on vacation? Chick-ago!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O.

Packed full of one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and hilarious cartoons, Now That's Funny is the latest illustrated collection from jokester Sandy Silverthorne. Get ready for hours of making your friends, your family, and most of all yourself laugh with good, clean humor for kids of all ages!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Baker Publishing Group
• Release date: Aug 10, 2021
• ISBN: 9781493430567

Sandy Silverthorne

Sandy Silverthorne has been writing and illustrating books for over 35 years, with nearly 1 million copies sold. He is the award-winning creator of the Great Bible Adventure children's series, several joke books for kids, The Best Worst Dad Jokes, and Kids' Big Questions for God. Sandy has worked as a cartoonist, author, illustrator, actor, pastor, speaker, and comedian. Apparently, it's hard for him to focus. Connect with him at www.SandySilverthorneBooks.com.

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© 2021 by Sandy Silverthorne

Published by Revell

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Ebook edition created 2021

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ISBN 978-1-4934-3056-7

The author is represented by WordServe Literary Group www.wordserveliterary.com.

To Vicki—my wife, best friend, and true love.

You are truly a gift from God. Without you

I wouldn’t be doing any of this. They say kids laugh over 400 times a day. I’d say we’re pretty close.

To Christy—you are the best. It’s been so fun to watch you grow up loving God and other people.

And thanks for sending so many jokes my way;

I really appreciate it!

To the kids I get to speak to every year—

you guys always make me laugh. Keep it up!

Contents

Cover

Half Title Page

Other books by Sandy Silverthorne

Title Page

Copyright Page

Dedication

Introduction

Jokes, Riddles, and other Fun!

About the Author

Back Ads

Back Cover

Introduction

Why did the kid drop veggies all over his map of the world? He wanted peas on earth. Now that’s funny! What do cows read at breakfast? The mooospaper. Now that’s funny too! What do you call a bunch of little dogs with cameras? Pup-arazzi! Now that is REALLY funny!

Congratulations! You have in your hands the silliest, funniest, craziest, laugh-filled book on the planet! At least I think so. It’s full of jokes, riddles, funny stories, one-liners, and knock-knocks that will definitely have you FOFL (falling on the floor laughing). It’s also packed with crazy, silly illustrations and cartoons throughout.

What kind of fish fixes your grand piano? A piano tuna.

Now that’s funny!

Also, you’ll get a chance to test your tongue-twisting talent with tons of the toughest tongue twisters around. Like this:

Six slimy snails slid slowly seaward.

If you’ve ever dreamed of being a comedian, this is a great way to