100+ New Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
By Donald Shaw
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Pssst... Hey you! Yes, you, the parent of the nice little kid! Would you like to encourage good reading habits in your child? The book full of great knock-knock jokes for kids can help you with this in no time. It’s also a perfect present!
I should warn you that knock-knock jokes often sound silly to the adults. But kids absolutely love them! This book features tons of silly scenarios, funny situations, ridiculous one-liners, crazy dialogues, questions and answers, riddles, and real-life short stories with unexpected twists. This cool content is going to make your little jokester very happy. Kids love to read jokes and develop joke-telling skills while having fun with their family and friends. It can become part of numerous games or even a birthday party brighter and funnier. Be prepared that your kid will read these jokes and will start making dozens of their variations. It’s going to be pure joy for the whole family!
Remember that the book of children’s jokes is always a great gift for all boys and girls on any occasion or without it. So you can gift it to any kid of your friends. The book will be good for kids aged 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and even 11 years old. It can also become a wonderful time-killer. It will help you to relax and amuse kids in the waiting room, during vacation, and on the road to your relatives in California. By the way, many people choose this funny book as a road trip book. No matter whether you take it on the plane, train, metro, or car journey, you are going to love the results. Kids will smile and roll on the floor laughing during this trip. For sure, they will be pleased with your choice.
Thousands of other kids have approved this funny collection! Act now, buy this book, and laugh out loud!
Donald Shaw
Donald Shaw is a professional master of ceremonies and a comedian. He is an open-minded and friendly person who loves good jokes, sea diving and traveling most of all in his life. He wrote his first book of funny rhymes at the age of 9. His Dad helped him to print the book in 2 samples. One was sent to the school contest and another one still stays in the home of Donald's Dad. That book has won the first prize in the school contest. Years later, Donald realized he always wanted to write funny books. So he started doing it at the professional level. Donald has visited more than 45 countries during the last 3 years. When Donald was a boy he was afraid of the dark. Now when he sees his electric bill he is afraid of the light. =)
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100+ New Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids - Donald Shaw
100+ New Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Published by Donald Shaw at Smashwords
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CONTENTS
CONTENTS
11 TIPS FOR THE YOUNG JOKESTERS
100+ NEW KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS
REVIEWS
11 TIPS FOR THE YOUNG JOKESTERS
Practice! You may practice your joke-telling skills in front of a mirror. Then try to practice it on your parents or siblings before you tell the joke to your friends.
Do not rush! If you tell the joke quickly, people may not hear some important words. It will force you to repeat the joke, which won’t be as funny, as you have expected. Speak clearly and not too fast.
Understand it first! Never tell the jokes that you did not get. If you are not sure, ask your parents what is funny in it. If you do not find a particular joke hilarious, move on to another joke. Likely, your friends won’t