Funny Poem Book For Kids: Cat & Dog Humor Books & Unicorn Humor: 3 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & 2 & 3

By Timmie Guzzmann

Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat, dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside you'll find jerky cat and unicorn moments like: * Stinky Pink * Fighting Laws Are Not For Jerks * The Mean Latrine * Kitty Litter & Dusty Glitter * Scooping

• Language: English
• Publisher: Inge Baum
• Release date: Feb 22, 2014
• ISBN: 9781631876165

Timmie Guzzmann

Timmie has become a popular kid's fiction writer overnight and here he is sitting exploring yet another facete of the weird animal life. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky & inspirational dog has never really disappointed him. In his various book series Timmie is exploring the world of Ninjas, Jerk Animals & The Diary of the Bayou Redneck Twins Don & Jon.

Book preview

Book 1: Unicorns Are Just Really Jerks

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Dedication

To the most jerky dog in the world that I can luckily call my own and who is inspiring me on a daily basis to come up with these jerky ideas that are helping me inspire other kids from around the world.

Thanks for every moment that I can spend with you and thank you that you are here for me to cheer me up on my darkest days and to show me a totally new perspective of animal dimension on my brightest days. I was ignorant and blind about animal life, and only with your vision, direction and lead was I enabled to see the real, true and jerky personality of animals.

Only with your insights and inspiration was I able to turn this project into reality.

All my thanks go to you my dear friend, my partner in crime, and my beloved dog El Ninjo!

Why Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks

Everyone thinks that unicorns are really so magical and so very nice,

but unicorns have a heart that is not made of stone but made of chilly ice.

They're mean and they're nasty and they hate kids with