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This is a tongue in cheek (not the bottom one) comprehensive guide to shit. Everything you wanted to know or didn't about poop, crap or whatever you want to call it, plus a collection of jokes and a smudge of verses on the subject.
Charles G. Dyer
Charles Dyer is a consulting engineer, former senior lecturer and former technical magazine editor. He creates 3D models to help with visualisation and realism in his writing.
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Shit - Charles G. Dyer
Shit
CHARLES G. DYER
Copyright © 2016 Charles G. Dyer
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 9781370024612
Smashwords Edition
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CONTENTS
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
About The Author
Chapter One
Why does Tigger smell?
You'd smell too if you played with Pooh all day.
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Isn't shit a delightfully wonderful word? It can be used in a multitude of contexts with both figurative and literal meanings.
Everybody from microscopic mites and snails through cats, dogs and people to elephants and whales has to crap on a regular basis.
Aren't people funny? We all have many things in common, and one of them is the need to defecate. Why then is it almost