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    Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & 3
    Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & 3
    Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & 3
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    Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & 3

    By Timmie Guzzmann

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    Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of dog and unicorn jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them... Inside this hilarious rhyming books for children you'll find jerky dog poems for kids and jerky unicorn moments like: * Rainbow Fairy Dust & Magical Ray Of Gooey Rainbow
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherInge Baum
    Release dateFeb 23, 2014
    ISBN9781631876202
    Dog Poems For Kids: Rhyming Books For Children - Dog & Unicorn Jerks: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & 3
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    Timmie Guzzmann

    Timmie has become a popular kid's fiction writer overnight and here he is sitting exploring yet another facete of the weird animal life. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky & inspirational dog has never really disappointed him. In his various book series Timmie is exploring the world of Ninjas, Jerk Animals & The Diary of the Bayou Redneck Twins Don & Jon.

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      Dog Poems For Kids - Timmie Guzzmann

      Book 1: Unicorns Are Just Really Jerks

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      That's right for a very limited period of time, you will get a copy of The Very Best Of Unicorn Jerk Jokes...and...why Unicorns Not Always Rock Jokes audiobook...

      ...and for a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of my humorous and hilarious Unicorn Jerk Joke Book!

      You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny and jerky Unicorn sound effects and funny Unicorn Jerk Jokes that you probably have never heard before!

      This Unicorn Jerk Joke audiobook together with the latest edition of my book Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! that is part of the Just Really Big Jerks Series, will give you twice the fun.

      Enjoy my hilarious Unicorn Jerk Jokes and pant ripping funny sound effects that go from the more extreme sounds like Farting Unicorns and One Horned Horse Rainbow Farts to the less extreme Unicorn sounds like Magical Rainbow Fairy Dust Sprinkle!

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      Dedication

      To the most jerky dog in the world that I can luckily call my own and who is inspiring me on a daily basis to come up with these jerky ideas that are helping me inspire other kids from around the world.

      Thanks for every moment that I can spend with you and thank you that you are here for me to cheer me up on my darkest days and to show

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