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    Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!
    Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!
    Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!
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    Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!

    By Timmie Guzzmann

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    This is a great book if you are looking at a funny rhyming books for children, funny dog poems for kids, hilarious dog stories for kids or rhyming books for children with humorous dog cartoon illustrations. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and yo
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherInge Baum
    Release dateFeb 21, 2014
    ISBN9781631876219
    Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!
    Author

    Timmie Guzzmann

    Timmie has become a popular kid's fiction writer overnight and here he is sitting exploring yet another facete of the weird animal life. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky & inspirational dog has never really disappointed him. In his various book series Timmie is exploring the world of Ninjas, Jerk Animals & The Diary of the Bayou Redneck Twins Don & Jon.

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      Dog Humor - Timmie Guzzmann

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      © Copyright 2013 by Timmie Guzzmann, Dog Humor: Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks!

      Just Really Big Jerks Series - Volume 3

      All rights reserved worldwide. No part of this book can be reproduced or distributed in any way without written permission of the author.

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      Table of Contents

      Title Page

      Free Bonus

      Dedication

      Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes

      Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks

      The Perky Bullfrog Trick

      Egocentric Pesky Perks

      Pee Wee Herman Philosophy

      A Jerk's Agenda

      Soggy Doggy

      Dog Farts & Rotten Toxic Waste

      A Jerk's Butt Filled With Mud

      Proud Peeing Moments

      Barking Without A Spark

      The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of

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