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    Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks - A Funny Poem Book For Kids: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & Volume 2 - Just Really Big Jerks Series
    Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks - A Funny Poem Book For Kids: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & Volume 2 - Just Really Big Jerks Series
    Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks - A Funny Poem Book For Kids: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & Volume 2 - Just Really Big Jerks Series
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    Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks - A Funny Poem Book For Kids: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & Volume 2 - Just Really Big Jerks Series

    By Timmie Guzzmann

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    LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Special Bonus Inside! That's right...For a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Cat Jerk & Unicorn Jerk Joke Book with your purchase. You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of these Jerk Unicorn Jokes, Jerk Cat Jokes and these funny Cat Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice t
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherInge Baum
    Release dateFeb 18, 2014
    ISBN9781631875809
    Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks - A Funny Poem Book For Kids: 2 in 1 Compilation Of Volume 1 & Volume 2 - Just Really Big Jerks Series
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    Timmie Guzzmann

    Timmie has become a popular kid's fiction writer overnight and here he is sitting exploring yet another facete of the weird animal life. Like he did in the past, Timmie trusts the instincts of his dog the most because he knows that following the lead of his freaky & inspirational dog has never really disappointed him. In his various book series Timmie is exploring the world of Ninjas, Jerk Animals & The Diary of the Bayou Redneck Twins Don & Jon.

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      Cat Humor Book & Unicorns Are Jerks - A Funny Poem Book For Kids - Timmie Guzzmann

      Book 1: Unicorns Are Just Really Jerks

      Free Bonus

      That's right for a very limited period of time, you will get a copy of The Very Best Of Unicorn Jerk Jokes...and...why Unicorns Not Always Rock Jokes audiobook...

      ...and for a limited time you can download a FREE audiobook version of my humorous and hilarious Unicorn Jerk Joke Book!

      You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny and jerky Unicorn sound effects and funny Unicorn Jerk Jokes that you probably have never heard before!

      This Unicorn Jerk Joke audiobook together with the latest edition of my book Unicorns Are Just Really Big Jerks! that is part of the Just Really Big Jerks Series, will give you twice the fun.

      Enjoy my hilarious Unicorn Jerk Jokes and pant ripping funny sound effects that go from the more extreme sounds like Farting Unicorns and One Horned Horse Rainbow Farts to the less extreme Unicorn sounds like Magical Rainbow Fairy Dust Sprinkle!

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      Dedication

      To the most jerky dog in the world that I can luckily call my own and who is inspiring me on a daily basis to come up with these jerky ideas that are helping me inspire other kids from around the world.

      Thanks for every moment that I can spend with you and thank you that you are here for me to cheer me up on my darkest days and to show me a totally new

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