Cat Wisdom for Humans
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About this ebook
Ever wondered what cats think of their humans? Now's your chance to find out.
Author Fiona L. Woods is owned by Panzer, the black cat. They live with Fiona's husband who's known to Panzer and his friends as What's His Name.
Beginning in 2011, Panzer has taken control of the Cats and Crime blog. Since 2013 his command of the blog has extended to one day per week being exclusively his. There he imparts his cat wisdom to Fiona and all his human followers.
At Panzer's urging, Fiona gathered together his most popular weekly dispensations of his gems of knowledge for inclusion in this book
Chapters included in this book are:
1. Panzer on Cattitude
2. Panzer on the Proper Use of Time
3. Panzer on Food
4. Panzer on Training Your Human
5. Panzer on Holidays
6. Closing Words From Panzer
These Panzerisms are meant to help you learn about your responsibilities to your cat owner.
Fiona L. Woods
I write the Lori Stockley, P.I., short stories and police Detective Matt Stockley murder mysteries. Like Lori Stockley, I like solving a good cat mystery. My past careers have included working as a bookkeeper, an insurance agent, a Notary Public, an administrative assistant, a jewelry designer, and a Social Media Information Technology Administrator. None of which were nearly as much fun as chronicling P.I. Lori Stockley and Panzer's adventures as evidenced by "Cats and Crime." I started writing in the second grade with a story about my horse named Booger. Yes, that really was his name and the teacher and my classmates couldn't stop laughing when I read it to the class. I was hooked on the joy of laughter and writing from then on. Now a fulltime freelance writer and cat herder, I've written a short story collection, two novellas and two novels.
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