The source of all evil
May 19, 2022
2 minutes
By Jake Yapp
I’ve worked it out. I’ve worked out the reason for the parlous state of the world. It’s cats.
Hear me out. I love cats. But they’re the source of all evil. I didn’t always think like this. And I still love them, which speaks volumes about me, I daresay. But to explain cats, let’s start with dogs.
I am basically signs of affection shown to me with a set response of ILOVEYOUILOVEYOU FOREVERI’LLDOANYTHINGYOUSAY TOMAKEYOUHAPPY.
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