Cat Tales
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Cat Tales is an accumulation of real-life stories, some going back years, some more recent. The tales appear in no specific order or time frame so you can jump in anywhere and be able to follow what’s going on.
Embellished? Only a tad! That’s what makes it so daunting.
I’m going to kick things off on a potentially painful note.
When sharing your home with a cat it’s advisable to remove anything that dangles. For instance, your dressing gown cord or that loose piece of cotton you’ve been meaning to repair otherwise you’ll find it being swatted with a well-aimed paw with claws that may or may not be retracted.
Note to all men: don’t even think of walking about the house naked.
Cat lovers will chuckle and nod their heads in acknowledgement whilst cat haters will be delighted to have their suspicions confirmed.
Cats are too weird.
Take a break. Get comfy. Get a cuppa, and have a slurp and have a chuckle.
Happy reading,
Rosie.
Rosemary Bach-Holzer
Rosemary Bach-Holzer has an award voted fortuitously for her by the readers of a fan-based retro gaming magazine for which she wrote humorous articles and reviews. The prize was a reluctant write-up by its editor who determined someone else should have won the accolade. Happily he was alone in his conviction. Rosemary claims to be an aficionado when it comes to the controversial illness/disability/condition known as ME or CFS. It's been her closest companion since 1989. But pity her not! Personally she's delighted she's competent in something. Rosemary also writes under her maiden name Rosemary Bach and her mystery crime writer's pseudonym, Wolf Black. Download a copy of Enigma by Wolf Black available on Smashwords. Website: http://www.rosemarybachholzer.co.uk Sally and the Sign People appears in print in an anthology called Making Changes published by Bridge House Publishing at http://www.bridgehousepublishing.co.uk
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