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    Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition
    Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition
    Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition
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    Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition

    By Angie Bailey

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    Follow along with Mittens as he enjoys hilarious, snark-filled text volleys with his cast of quirky friends and family: Earl (the “filthy hound”), Stumpy (the best friend), Drunky Patty (the usually tipsy next-door neighbor), Grandma (giver of treats), and Fiona (Mitty’s girlfriend). Based on Angie Bailey’s virally popular blog, Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition is feline humor at its finest.

     
     

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAndrews McMeel Publishing
    Release dateSep 3, 2019
    ISBN9781524856588
    Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition

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    • 5/5
      Texts from Mittens The Friends and Family Edition by Angie Bailey is a book I requested from NetGalley and the review is voluntary. First I have to say I put this book in my favorites folder in Goodreads! It is hilarious!Tips for reading this book: Don't drink any beverages you don't want coming back up through your nose! I found out the hard way.This book is a non-stop giggle fest especially if you have cats and dogs. Everything you have ever thought cats might be thinking, Mittens takes it a few steps further and funnier! The way everything is phased is perect! I read the book twice and giggled both times! This is the funniest book I have read this year so far! Love it!!I want to get my family and friends a book for Christmas! Birthdays!Groundhog Day! Lol!A must read joy!

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    • 2/5
      I am not a cat person, so that may be why I didn’t like this book. I have seen others post about how funny it was, and I was just board and felt like it was missing a lot of things. The entire book is texts from Mittens the cat to various people. If it was one continuous story I might have liked it better, but it seems to be vigineets with no overarching storyline behind this cat is an a$$.

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