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    Zombies Have Issues
    Zombies Have Issues
    Zombies Have Issues
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    Zombies Have Issues

    By Greg Stones

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    As we know from Greg Stones's first breakout hit book, zombies hate stuff. It's less understood that the undead also struggle with the stuff of everyday life usually navigated by the breathing. Zombies have issues with yoga, bad hair days, chopsticks, the morning commute, touch-screen technology, and more. They kind of enjoy skunks, gardening, and acupuncture, but they have major issues with banana peels, Renaissance fairs, bear traps, and bunnies. In the face of such adversity, all zombies really want is a cure. With humor, wit, and braaaains, Greg Stones's colorful painted panels offer a sympathetically funny, new perspective into the trials and tribulations of the undead in a world made for the living.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherChronicle Books Digital
    Release dateJul 15, 2014
    ISBN9781452137070
    Zombies Have Issues
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    Greg Stones

    Greg Stones is an artist and the author of Zombies Hate Stuff, Penguins Hate Stuff, and Zombies Have Issues. He lives and works in Rhode Island.

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      Ah even more funny things with zombies!! I love it from beginning to the very last cute page! Not only did the zombies have issues with things, but i learned the things they loved, and things they hated the most... always funny and very informative (you know if we have a zombie apocalypse!).

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