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    Penguins Hate Stuff
    Penguins Hate Stuff
    Penguins Hate Stuff
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    Penguins Hate Stuff

    By Greg Stones

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    From the adorable to the absurd, these playful paintings are a penguin lover’s delight.

    Penguins hate zombies. They also hate serpents, bad haircuts, sock monkeys, leprechauns, Halloween, oil rigs, vampire penguins, and mermaids. They really hate clowns, but they really like capes, balloons, and free vacations.

    This quirky collection reveals the discriminating tastes of these adorable flightless Antarctic birds who encounter odd foes (snow sharks, beavers, cowboys, samurai . . .), but still manage to enjoy the little things in life. With wit, humor, and the occasional alien invasion, Greg Stones’s paintings capture the playfully absurd life of penguins.

    Praise for Greg Stones

    “Stones’s panels have a cool way of collectively turning a grin into a chuckle (and perhaps, dare it be said, into a hearty guffaw).” —Publishers Weekly
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherOpen Road Integrated Media
    Release dateJul 16, 2013
    ISBN9781452129792
    Penguins Hate Stuff
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    Greg Stones

    Greg Stones is an artist and the author of Zombies Hate Stuff, Penguins Hate Stuff, and Zombies Have Issues. He lives and works in Rhode Island.

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    • 4/5
      It was nice to take a break from his books and come back to this one. Hilarious all the way and yes I laughed out loud a lot. The sharks were my favorite... as always. Cute small book to read and enjoy.
    • 3/5
      Funny, in a very perverse and dryly-ironic way.
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