Team Fortress 2: Who Am I?

By Mortimer Jackson

A Team Fortress 2 fan fiction. The pyro suffers amnesia. Special thanks to Cred-Injuries for the silhouettes. Is credit to team.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Mortimer Jackson
• Release date: Oct 11, 2011

Mortimer Jackson

Mortimer Jackson is a self-published author living in the underbellies of suburban California, where as a novelist he writes in the hopes of one day joining the ranks of the overrated.

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Team Fortress 2: Who Am I?

By Mortimer Jackson

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Copyright 2011

1. The Ballad of An Engineer

Hello there, children. Speaking is your old favorite 문제를 해결 사람. That’s Korean for man who solves problems.

Now, I like my job. I like doing what I do; greasing the engines of science, and making population control just a little more technologically efficient. You ask me, there’s nothing better than finding out new ways to fix a real world problem with real world solutions.

But every once in a while, it’s nice to take a break from all that hard science, and indulge in some good old fashion poetry. Now, not many people know this, on account of most of them being dead and all. But yours truly is a sensitive heart.

But don’t you worry. I ain’t gonna kill ya. Just here to tell ya a story is